We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Someone shit on the floor
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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