I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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