I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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