he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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