She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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