who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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