Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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