My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Sober January is a disaster.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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