he told me I talked like a deaf person
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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