doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I cannot find my penis.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
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It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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