So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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