You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Randomize
