did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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