she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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