Is it normal to miss your booty call?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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