i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.