You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him