I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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