id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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