my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
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Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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