yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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