shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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