Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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