You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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