I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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