sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
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