Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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