i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
What should our trivia night team be named?
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i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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