I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We have started to decorate penises.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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