Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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