Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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