Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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