Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
its not stalking. its research.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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