It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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