Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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