what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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