Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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