Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
This house was built for laser tag.
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Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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