Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
organizing the empties. That sober.
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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