I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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