fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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