think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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