Whod you bang
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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