It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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