your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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