Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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