Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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