my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
It's just like the Real World with babies
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
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We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Dear god my vagina.
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