just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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