id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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