Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
is wine microwaveable?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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