Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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