Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
you inspire me to be a worse person
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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