oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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