i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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