just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
tell me about the fingering
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